My local MP, dear old Daniel, had a letter in the local paper the other day. It is mostly the usual sort of stuff from a Tory, demonising young people instead of facing an altogether more complex problem.
But one particular bit of it caught my eye as being especially easily answered, even for a letter from a Tory.
Well, speaking only for myself, Daniel… quite recently.
To take the letter a bit more seriously, though, note how smoothly it elides “the right people [to be targeted with binge drinking taxation]” with “a teenager”. Because of course, we all know that it’s only people under 20 who binge drink. Ho yuss (pdf).